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He's a rooster. He's Australian. He's absolutely no help around the coop — but by crikey, he's funny.
Bazza wakes up at 4am to crow — but only because the footy went late. He's got opinions on everything and expertise in nothing.
Wearing his signature green and gold sleeveless flanno, Bazza dispenses wisdom like "if it ain't broke, don't fix it — and if it is broke, she'll be right."
Bazza has never successfully turned a snag without burning it. This has never once stopped him. He considers himself a grill master.
Bazza has watched every single Australian cricket match since 1994. He has very loud thoughts and nobody asked for them.
Every rooster needs his hens. Bazza's got more than he can handle.
The Rooster
"She'll be right" is his life motto. It has never once been right. But he's got heart, a cold beer, and a flanno — what more do ya need?
The Missus
Smarter than Bazza by a country mile. She runs the show while he thinks he does. Has considered leaving. Has not yet left.
The Neighbour
Always poking her beak over the fence. Knows everyone's business. Has opinions on Bazza's lawn. Many opinions.
The Fun One
Tracey's ideas always sound good at 6pm and catastrophic by 10pm. Bazza follows her into trouble every single time.
The One Who Wants the Manager
Karen has complained about the coop layout seventeen times. She's lodged a formal grievance about Bazza's crowing hours.
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Green & gold. Just like Bazza's heart. Machine washable, unlike Bazza's attitude.
For when you need people to know you're the real deal. Or at least a chicken who thinks he is.
Dad cap energy. Rooster approved. Shazza says it makes Bazza look like a drongo. He wears it anyway.
8 stickers. All certified Bazza-approved phrases. Slap 'em on your ute, your esky, your laptop — wherever.
For the cold arvo's when even Bazza needs to cover up. The hens love it. Bazza says hoodies are for southerners.
Bazza drinks his tea from this every morning before he wakes the whole street up. A certified legend mug.
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